The Bottom Shelf
The Digital Bits - Adam Jahnke's The Bottom Shelf
Friday, 31 October 2014 06:00

The Hell Plaza Oktoberfest 8!

Where does the time go?

One day, you’re just a young lad picking up your first kitchen knife, learning to sew gloves with blades on them or masks made out of human flesh, maybe drowning in your favorite camp’s lake. The next thing you know, years have gone past. You’ve stabbed, chopped and otherwise mutilated so many horny teenagers that the act itself has lost all meaning. You almost start to look forward to being doused with gasoline and set ablaze, just to break the monotony.  [Read on here...]

Published in The Bottom Shelf

Bits Latest Tweets

Michael Coate celebrates the 40th anniversary of Star Wars in his History, Legacy & Showmanship with an updated... fb.me/8utcIk9ZH
Supergirl, Gotham, Boss Baby, Prison Break, Zookeeper’s Wide, Valerian trailer, The Last Jedi set video & much more fb.me/1mxjnShzU
Heads-Up: We've updated our review of Ex Machina in 4K UHD to reflect new and more accurate information about the... fb.me/Of4bA1ZG